Events
- 1002 * 2
- [[1989+15]] (from Old English)
- four pairs of 501s
- 4002 backwards (cyrillic).
- mustard gas insertion strips'
- The year Chex Mix became stale.
- The year Jesus decided to relocate to New Zealand because all the "Red States" began to scare him...
- Orion Blastar commits suicide, only to find out it wasn't real three days later.
- The 2004 Hap Deficiency telethon holds its most successful year raising $11.75 which is later divided up between the show's hosts Larry the Cable Guy, Andrew Michael Hall, and that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish for gas money.
- The great Spiderman purge is incited by evil genius Sugar
- Sonic the Hedgehog, in human form, marries Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- DSI, yet another spin off of the CSI series, debuts but is cancelled after a long run of two episodes.
- The outbreak of the G4-TechTV War between G4 forces led by Charles Hirschhorn and TechTV forces led by Leo Laporte.
- 2004 is considered by many to be the worst year of all time. These people are generally bitter.
- Indiana Jones is nearly killed by Dick Cheney.
It is currently 2006
2004 was two years ago.