./Dirty Sanchez

“Now it all makes sense...”

~ Oscar Wilde on the "Dirty Sanchez"

Dirty Sanchez was a revolutionary general and bandito who operated along the Mexico/Texas border during the late 19th and early 20th century.He was among the most notorious criminals in the hip hop scene of the south west famous for his hit singles "quiero mas tequila puta" or (gimme booze bitch) and the famous "chupamela gringo"(suck me american) and most importantly "tremendo culo" (fat ass) these and a couple more songs gained him the respect that he needed to start a revolution wich later gained fame being known as "la revolucion fregada" or the fucked up revolution a reference to his particular fighting style.

Easily identified by his unkempt brown moustache and goatee, Sanchez was famous for his peculiar method of attack. His forces would penetrate the enemy from the rear with an irresistible thrusting action. Then, while the enemy was still in a state of confusion from the pounding at its rear flank, Sanchez would order a withdrawal, then insert his fingers to tear the rear of the enemy apart and then bring his filthy hands around to face the enemy head-on. The resulting action would leave the enemy humiliated, stained and smelly.It is said some enemies would seek him out just to experience his rapid attacks, which left them with a strange sense of well being(probably from the marijuana this man dipped his "weapons" in)

Sanchez eventually met his match when his attempt to deploy his troops met stiff resistance led by legendary U.S. Army General Cleveland Steamer who despite his victory was haunted for the rest of his life with nightmares of defeat by Dirty Sanchez.

[edit] The Legend in Action

The Dirty Sanchez is also the name of a cunning sexual maneouvre. This is where the guy has anal intercourse with the female and then he removes his penis, and shoves his index and middle finger into said womans ass hole. He then proceeds to shove it in her nose while she is on her knees the fecal matter from his fingers gets on the girl's upper lip like a moustache (this maneuver is often mistaken with the Dirty Sanchez's distant relative Dirty Rodruigez where the male uses his penis instead of his fingers). The poo is usually brown or a dirty color. It may also have different textures, such as cabbage soup, nut 'n' corn crunch, or cheesy muskrat. the dirty sanchez has been performed for many years. Abe Lincoln, the guy who wore a stove for a hat, once said..."If the bitch ain't actin right, put it in her arse. Shit! Even give the hoe a Dirty Sanchez. Whoa!" The Dirty Sanchez is considered in some parts of Melbourne to be the equivalent of a marriage proposal, and are universally recognised as being a token of love and respect. Condelezza Rice had George W Bush put it in her arse for 2 hours and 45 minutes and soon after he gave her a dirty sanchez in the oval office in the same exact spot that Bill Cliton gave Monica one. Such a White House tradition can only be followed in other government offices around the world involved in TWAT.

Dirty Sanchez and the Chile Gold Applesauce Dirty Sanchez was also the creator of Chile Gold Applesauce. He feasts on the hearts of Spaniards and gringos then spits the remains out and puts it in the sauce. This sauce is also used as a lube when entering surprise attacks then wiped on the under noses of the victim. This is known as a Saucy Sanchez it is a rare and beautiful thing.