This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it probably didn't happen.

Represented here are the time periods from 1928AD to 1955AD.

This is an article pertaining to time, if you are interested in numbers, you may be looking for: 1937, 1945.

1928

1928 was a friendly, though not-too-intelligent year, remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.

• Italy invaded Ethiopia, a trendy hippy boutique on the Kings Mile, Londonsfield-by-the-Shire. The brave shopkeepers of Ethiopia repelled the yammering Guinea Horde with their secret weapon, the lack of high top sneakers. France, although not a party to the conflict, surrendered just in case.
• Malta becomes a dominion of the UK after disruptions occur in Britain's supply of Malta Milk. Although Germany and France raise objections in the Lague of Nations, the action stands. The national emblem of Malta, the Malty Falcon, is relocated to the British Museum.
• Medical researcher Alexander Phlegm discovers the loogie.
• The small Middle Eastern nation of Lebanon declares its Independence, though from what country no one knows, as none of the colonial powers would admit to have owned it.
• British actor Dennis Waterman, is born in London, England.

1929

• Patrick Ayers defeats the New York Stock Exchange in an arm-wrestling match, marking the first time an entire economy has lost to the biscep of one man. As a result the devastated economy goes into a depression for the next ten years.
• The legendary dirigible, The Stock Market was attacked by terrorists. The Greek god Pan was killed as a result of the tragic Stock Market crash.
• A major cold snap occurred, provoking millions of chavs to burn whatever they had to keep warm. The banks burnt money, which turned out to make a lot of people very angry when they tried to make withdrawals, and everybody became poor in the aftermath. Fortunately, the process could be reversed by freezing whatever is used to keep cold.
• The Dutch invaded Michigan to liberate Poland.
• Walt Disney killed a man in an argument over the sex of a draft horse.
• The Great Depression happened.
• Prozac was invented.
• The Great Depression started.
• First funny Joke was made
• First funny Joke promptly forgotten

1930

• Famous linguist and doodler Picasso invented Cubist in 1930 as a gift to the Cuban people, who had provided him with many years of amusement.
• Pioneering punk rock band The Apes first got together in this year, making a name for themselves by playing the speakeasy circuit.
• Song-and-dance team Bonnie and Clyde opened at the Paramount Theatre in Omaha, Nebraska to a packed house. Later that evening, they would rob the entire audience at gunpoint, ending their showbusiness career, but jumpstarting their life of crime.
• February 10 Enrico Fermi is arrested and charged with breaking the 18th law of Thermodynamics. Although he was acquitted, the repercussions of the trial led to the law's repeal in 2001.
• February 18 Frozen soup introduced.
• March 31 The Motion Picture Production Code is instituted, sucking the fun out of movies for the next 40 years.
• April 6 The Hostess Twinkie is invented. Examples of this first batch were unwrapped and eaten in 1980 at the 50th Anniversary celebration.
• October 5 Joan Collins fresh out of college begins dating William Shatner soon after he escaped across the Canadian border. They remain friends for some 70 years, but break up after DeForest Kelley tells them their "future child" will destroy the United Federation of Planets.

1931

• The Freemasons, in what is known as the Great Chicken Purge of 1931, attempt to destroy all chickens by releasing an airborne virus at the Superbowl. However Colonel Beachers was able to warn all of the Chickens in time although he was forced to flee after the chavs began throwing lots of bling at him. Soon after, the Colonel's benevolence towards his feathered friends turned to extreme animosity and hatred when Beachers came home one evening to find his lolly in bed with one of the very chickens he saved from silly death.
• Ronald McDonald forms the Scottish International Government. However John Moley was invited to join the Wardrobe thus starting his fashion designing career.
• September 21 - Judge John G. Richareds Jr. is born in Texarkana, Texas.
• British explorer George Washington discovers the first USB ports growing wild in east Africa and notes they are a fine food source.

1932

New Year's celebrations were well underway as night fell on December 31, 1931. The champagne flowed and the confetti drifted and crowds gathered in Times Square, hoping to take their minds off the Great Depression for a while by welcoming in the New Year.

Midnight approached. The famous Times Square Ball started to drop. . .

But 1932 wasn't there.

Across the world, mobs of partygoers milled about, unsure of what to do. Impromptu search groups formed. 1931, frail and old, looked about nervously, wondering if his contract covered overtime.

Suddenly, the doors of the Grand Ballroom at the Waldorf flew open and in ran 1932, pulling up his diaper with one hand and adjusting his sash with the other. "Shit, sorry 'bout that," he said. "My fuckin' alarm didn't go off."

Meanwhile, in Happy-Land, Angelina Jolie discovered the Smile.

1933

• Oswald Mosley's British Union of Facists win the British Elections with a 64% majority hearlding in and 60 year golden age for the British Empire and the end of the class wars, discrimination, injustice and the strife of parties and the influence of Internation Finance in Europe.
• After New Years Eve 1932 the month of January 1933 misteriously dissapeared. Nothing is known why this occured but Hitler specifically expressed that he didn't do it.
• Organised crime made huge inroads in American cities, led by the Godfather La Cosa Nostradamus. His uncanny ability to predict when and where the police would be conducting raids shielded his organisation from law enforcement activity.
• Herbert Hoover, US President and part-time Sorcerer's Apprentice, unveiled the first practical vacuum cleaner, which was quickly nicknamed The Hoover because it sucked as strongly as the President's economic policies.
• Max Planck discovers the physical principles of mass amnesia.
• In June, red ants were introduced in Iowa to "help give more colour to picnics."
• In November, Santa Claus, Inc. began massive elfin layoffs at the North Pole, triggering the Great Elf Migration. Many of the newly-unemployed elves found work in other sectors of industry. Ernie Keebler, a former line supervisor, started a commercial bakery known today as Burry-Lu.
• We Like Hovercrafts, an immensively popular show was cancelled after two shows. However, 57 years later it would come back under the name Seinfeld.

1934

• In October 1934, hotshot pilot Gordon Flash used cash he earned as a barnstormer to finance the first manned mission to Mars.
• The first television broadcasting system is developed, but never tested because everyone still has radios.
• Jim Thorpe becomes the first athlete to jump the English Channel
• The inflatable match is developed
• "Dirt" is added to the Four Food Groups
• On April 6th the first perpetual motion machine goes on sale in Pennsyltucky.
• Willy Wonka invented Coke, the first liquid time machine.
• June 9 - Admiral Donald Duck, the controversial military commander of Disneyland under the Mickey Mouse regime, is born.

1935

• America was at the height of its Great Depression after its divorce
• Mediocre Britain was vaguely experiencing its Mediocre Depression
• China was experiencing a shortage of numbers to crunch
• Japan was in the midst of its famed Decepticon Tariffs
• Nobody paid attention to Madagascar for the 137th year running
• Suicide, however, was booming, experiencing record numbers worldwide.
• The exception to every rule, Germany was doing great. Chancellor Adolph Hitler reported getting a pony from Santa for Christmas in 1934, and as such, the teutonic nation rejoiced for the next several years.

1936

• Tom Cruise solves the elusive mathmatical formula known as the Monty Hall problem.
• Psychologist Morgan Scott Peck is born.
• Jesus comes back for a one time strip show in Las Vegas
• Cardinal Mazarin is dismissed as the official BMW representative of France by Pope Isostar IVMC, later fleeing to Portugal.

1938

• British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain declares 'Peace In Our Time' weaving a silly scrap of paper. He also declares the Moon nonexistent, and gives his famous 'Pigs fly' speech.
• Adolf Hitler can have Czechoslovakia if he promises not to start a war within six months.

1939

• British Prime Minister Winston Churchill issues the famous "Who the fuck are you looking at?" address to Adolf Hitler.
• Thomas Edison's campaign to sell direct electrical current under the "No imaginary power here, it's all 100% real energy" marketing strategy ends upon the outbreak of WWII.
• The Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition is held for the first time as Benito Mussolini, Adolf Hitler, and Emperor Hirohito begin a frankfurter eating contest during a roadtrip to Rome.
• Bob Barker is apparently given an infinite amount of money. The IRS come knocking. Hillary ensues.
• Francium is discovered at the Curie Institute in Paris.
• April 23 - Buddha is born.
• September 1 - Present day Poland is officially established.

1940

• Steve Guttenburg becomes the first man to swim the English Channel where he continues on to Germany where he gives Adolf Hitler a wedgie.
• Walt Disney is created by Rasputin as a demi-god. He is later put up for adoption for legal reasons and taken in by a family in Iowa.
• Germany takes Denmark.
• Germany takes Norway.
• Some people are beginning to worry about Germany.
• Germany takes Luxembourg.
• France declares it has nothing to fear from the Germans because the Maginot Line will protect the French.
• Germany takes the Netherlands.
• France declares the Maginot Line will secure the country.
• Germany takes Belgium.
• Germany cheats and invades France from Belgium! The French say they are 'deeply offended'. "We had the Maginot Line to the east, you know. This Hitler fellow clearly isn't a gentleman" says General Charles de Gaulle after fleeing to Britain and surrendering to Churchill.
• The Dialects declare war on the world.
• June 24 - The first samples of the recently discovered Francium is surrendered to a test-tube filled with germanium.
• Pesticide is first proposed as a potential doomsday weapon by a team of Monarch butterflies at MITE.

1941

"These individuals are a stain on recorded history. We may just have to blow up the building again. The real trick will be isolating the explosion-we don't want to rebuild the cafeteria more often than we have to. We were going to practice on Elementary schools in the American Midwest, but nobody here wants to read any more angry letters from mourning parents."

— University of The North Pole spokesman on removing the '1941 Believers' cult from the basement

• Many attribute the years strange "disappearance" to some sort of extraterrestrial brainwash, or possibly people trying to forget the tragedies of World War VII, and/or the completion of Mount Rushmore. Among the scarce information, 1941 is said to have been the year when Adolf Hitler and FDR were forced to live together in the then popular reality series "Axis n Allies".

• Certain individuals, almost all of them drunk or in some sort of stupor, claim to have distinct recollections of 1941. In response to their persecution by the rest of the world (except for the male half of the United States, as it was Monday night and the game was on), these individuals moved to the North Pole, where they now take up valuable space in the History department of the University of The North Pole. Several attempts to remove them by faculty members have been woefully unsuccessful.

1942

Winston Churchill declares that 1942 never existed. "1942...the year the Locusts ate!" ~~Winston Churchill

"Oh yeah and forget about that Dieppe thing" -Gen. Bernard Law Montgomery

Battlefield 1942 v1 comes out by EA and dice, updated in 2267 to V1.001

1943

What a great year 1943 was! Unless you were anywhere near Europe, Asia or parts of Africa, that is. Those cats didn't enjoy their 1943, not one bit.

War:

• Battle of Stalingrad - Annoyed that the Nazi army is closing on a city named after himself, Soviet dictator Stalin oils up his muscles, puts on camouflage makeup and parachutes behind German lines. 'This time it's personal' ~~ Stalin
• Battle of Guadalcanal - US forces retake the island of Guadalcanal (pronounced hkchwAAAd'lcanal)from the Japanese. The Japanese return home to plot the destruction of America in a flood of Hentai, Pokemon and cheap VCRs.
• The Casablanca Conference. Winston Churchill and FDR Roosevelt meet in Casablanca, Morrocco. Churchill is surprised to see Roosevelt, who left him when the Germans took Paris, and bitterly notes that 'Of all the plush gentlemen's clubs in all the towns in all the world, he had to walk into mine'. He learns that Roosevelt is married to resistance leader Eleanor Roosevelt, and eventually realises that he must sacrifice his own happiness so that the Roosevelts can be together, both for FDR's happiness and for the good of the resistance. Then he walks off with Charles de Gaulle. 'This is not the end. This is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the beginning of a beautiful friendship.' ~~ Winston Churchill.
• The Damnbuster Raids, with the bouncing bombs that were undercover industrial trash cans in drag (Man, the English are all fucked up...a frickin' bouncing bomb!)
• Battle of the Kursk - A German tank offensive that ran straight up against Trofim Lysenko's mutated wheat monsters.
• Many homefront saboteurs defeated by Batman and his orchestra.

Science:

• The computer invented by Sir Albert Gore.
• Nobel Prize in Physics won by Doctor Who
• First artificial colon built by researchers in Florida

Technology:

• London the Bangkok pneumatic railway tunnel is completed.
• Military engineers in Australia invent a form of exploding gorilla. This has no practical use, but is considered very funny by one and all. Churchill sees it as a major step for peace and understanding around the World.
• Lawmakers embark on the first version of the Jude Law.

Movies:

• Lassie Come Home sweeps the Oscars, winning 15 awards, including Best Actor for Lassie and Best Performance Whilst Stuck Down A Well for Timmy. Churchill sees this film as a major step for peace and understanding around the World.
• Oscar for Best Explosion goes to Robert Oppenheimer and his orchestra.

Music:

• Batman and his orchestra compose the famous hit Stairway to Gotham, an anthem to Churchill's peace and understanding around the World.
• Robert Oppenheimer and his orchestra bomb the heck out of Batman, as their hit single Bomb Bomb Bomin' on Gotham's Door came second at the World War Music Awards.

Politics:

• Benito Mussolini loses both the control of Italy and the control of his fascist bladder. The Italians nominate Versace as their Godfarter. 'Atsa fine, boss' ~~ the Italians.
• Zanzibar proclaims independence from Montenegro, much to the confusion of the Montenegrans, who were unaware that Zanzibar was a colony of theirs. 'I had no idea. Did you?' ~~ a Montenegran.

Bodily Functions:

• September 4th, 1943: Pee Pee and Doo Doo.

Weddings:

• Adolf Hitler Marries Prince Queer XVI of Canada. Churchill sees this as yet another major step for peace and understanding worldwide.

1944

• During one of those days, a group of young women in Istanbul attended a small parade of children, each carrying a different small animal on his or her shoulders. One of those animals, a wydot, leapt into the crowd as the parade left the large central square, striking several of the young women with its prehensile toes. Most of the young women abided by their lifetime training in personal restraint, only modestly cursing under their breath about the foul stench the wydot carried with it. One woman, however, whose name is forever lost because it was utterly unpronouncable, had the courage (or ill manners, depending on one's perspective) to call out the young boy who had brought the wydot to the parade. As she screamed for the young boy's death, an ambulance carrying the dauphin lost control and spun into the crowd, killing the boy and the young woman instantly. The ambulance doors flew open on impact, and the dauphin fell to the pavement, where his eyes were immediately gouged out by a pair of turtledoves.
• Of this incident it was said that the eyes of the dauphin are as ephemeral as pee in a pool. And thus is born the saying "we don't swim in your toilet, and would be very happy if you didn't either."
• Less important incidents in this year included the Battle of the Bulge, in which Charles de Gaulle is thought to have said Please don't eat it. To whom, and what for, nobody knows yet, though professor Roy Falsetto thinks it was to his future wife Paris Hilton, which was about to eat the neighboring post office. Others think Falsetto is naughty.
• Robert Oppenheimer and Batman develop their First Oh My God It's Gonna Explode Theorem on the World War.
• Conan O' Brien is voted for the king of Finland, Tarja Halonen is voted for the queen.

1945

• CBBC begins airing the popular puppet show Captain Scarlet.
• Neutral Milk Hotel is formed
• April 5 - USSR deploys troops in Yugoslavia to act as security at T.A.T.U. gig.
• April 20 - Paul Pressler is born.
• July - The Manhattan Project sees its first test.
• Philip Seymour Hoffman shoots himself.
• Neutral Milk Hotel breaks up.
• Paul Simon moves in with Hitler into his S&M bondage tent on Upper West Side
• Iran and Soviet Union demand that Iran and Britain demand that everybody go home.
• Milton Hershey chokes on a baguette in Rwanda and create the Tootsie Roll in his last testament. Which is later discoved not be the last one.
• The German World Tour comes to an end in Berlin and a mysterious mushroom thingy, seen in Hiroshima by Oprah, confirms the Second Batman-Oppenheimer Oh My God It's Really Gonna Explode Theorem on the World War.

1946

• After the riotous commercial success of World War II, it was agreed by most world leaders, and the US President, that having a 1946 would be pointless and unnecessary, and so 1945 skipped straight into 1947.
• This indirectly caused the Great Mathematician Suicide of 1947.
• The martial art of Kung Pow is first practiced by Kung Pow Master Wei Tei Lei.
• The entire nation of Vietnam becomes an amusement park called the Vietnam Adventure! The most popular attraction in the park is the Jungle Cruise.

1947

• November - Chinatown declares itself as an independent state and a 5 billion years great war erupts, killing billions of people all across the universe.
• Africa was divided into 50 pieces (or states) by the British.
• Alfred Kinsey makes a breakthrough in his chav theory
• Holly Bolly invented the tree.
• The machine Bob Hope became self-aware.
• Bob Marley was born.
• Bob Marley was sold to Chinese goths.
• Bob Marley bought a guitar.
• Bob Marley had his guitar confiscated by Chinese goths.
• Bob Marley ate a sandwich.
• Bob Marley escaped.
• Bob Marley got his guitar back.
• Bob Marley fell in a bottomless pit.
• Bob Marley proved that there was a bottom in the bottomless pit.
• March 20 - Slovanian male model Chris Wilson is born.
• May 27th - The Mexican Space Program launches 20th rocket powered by jumping jelly.
• Cheese first harnessed for the power of evil.
• India managed to squeeze independence from the Brits, instead slowly started adopting American culture

1948

• 1948AD, January 30 - Mohandas Ghandi, the international Street Fighter, dies.
• 1948AD, February 1 - Soviet Union begins to jam with DJ Lauren Bacall.
• 1948AD, March 1 - The Great Jew Convention convened under president Vin Diesel to restore the nation of Israel.
• 1948AD, March 9 - F. Murray Abraham passed an ancient Italian blood ritual endowing him with superpowers rivaling those of Oprah.
• 1948AD, April 4 - The Marshall Mathers plan to flood Europe with rap music commences.
• 1948AD, May 1 - MS Paint invented by Linus Torvalds.
• 1948AD, June 16 - Communist gorillas kill three nice-smelling plants in Malay. Researchers are split on whether the hairy mammals were actually communist or not.

1949

• January 14 - BOOM CHA GA BOOM CHA GA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
• April 4 - Iceland's blundered declaration of war on the USA leads to the accidental formation of NATO.
• June 16 - Lucky day for a birth! Several World famous persons have seen the first light of night on this date.
• October 29 - Shinto monks from southern Unamerica state that the end of the world will fall into the sun in February. a mass slaughter of Rams is held to celebrate. Stealers are victorious.

1950

World War III started in 1950. Duh. I thought you'd know that.

1950 - The Number

1950 comes after 1949 and quite earlier than 22483.

Did you know:

• Drugs, or narcoticums as we know them, were invented in 1950 by a descendant of the viking Tore Hund.
• You can eat 1950 hot dogs in one sitting before your stomach explodes?
• Koreans were pretty violent for some reason near the end of the year 1950?
• Walt Disney was, in fact, a large wooden badger?
• The H-Bomb didn't stand for Hydrogen Bomb, but in fact stood for Helluva Bomb?
• Sassafrass is a funny word?
• 1950 people have exploded as the result of a laxative overdose
• It's impossible to divide 1950 by anything other than 1 and 1950. This means 1950 is a Fine number.

1951

• Funkenstein is born.
• Apr 4 - The world's favourite missile, the Tomahawk, goes on sale in Walmart.

1952

1952 has many, many meanings. Far too many to describe without going into a rambling discourse like this one isn't. Suffice to say that, when talking about 1952, someone means:

The year between 1951 and 1953

In the year 1952, Elizabeth II became Queen of England, mainly because with a surname like 'II', there aren't many other jobs you can do. If her full name had been Elizabeth Farmer, she might've spent her days fiddling with cows.

• The Ununited Counties of America ratified a peace treaty with Brazil which was good for the rain dessert.
• The Banana Olympics were held in Oslo
• Some european counties like Mongolia, France, North, Germany, Italy, Netherlands and Legum signed a pact of solidarity.
• February 29 - Albert Carter is born.

Time

Eight minutes to eight o'clock in the evening, particularly if they're a railway station announcer. To be honest, if you asked me what time it was, and it was 19:52, I'd be more likely to say 'about ten to eight'.

Height

Nineteen foot two, which is quite tall (for people, a bit less tall for skyscrapers). If they mean this, clean your lug'oles out, cloth-ears.

1953

1953 was a very boring year in which the only notable occurences were the highest ever sales of hand grenades and lubricants. Experts worldwide hope this was just a coincidence.

Horoscope

1953 started in early January which means that she's a Capricorn and so she's loyal and giving but sometimes a bit of a scatterbrain - anyone wondering why there was no August in 1953 will know what i mean!!!! LOL. When 1953 starts looking for love, and what year isn't!!!1!, then she best set her heart on a Pisces or a hunky Scopio. Which means 1953 should be going for years that started in early March or late October - so no moist moments in the 15th century LOL :) , but according to Stephen Hawking 1957 started in October and he's well fit <3 - 1957 i meeeeean not Stephen Hawking he's a radio controlled spaz ROFL!!!!!.

Events

• Michael lake is born.
• Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay tell everyone they climbed Everest
• Elizabeth II is crowned 'Queen for a day' live on television.
• Utah rediscovered. First found in 1832 it was later lost sometime in the late 1940s. As the states representatives in Washington could not explain what had happened they were tried for misappropriating government property and the 5 prettiest congressmen were stoned to death.
• Onanism over takes pederasty as the largest spectator perversion in Norway.
• The Bermuda Triangle in a brilliant move does the unexpected and sites itself off the coast of Cornwall

1954

• January - The first nuclear submarine is introduced at Subway and Mr. Sub franchise outlets across North America with great fanfare.

Prime Minister Louis Saint-Laurent of Canada completes construction of the St. Lawrence River with pick and shovel, naming it in his own honour.

• February - The first battle of the Vietnam War takes place at Dien Bien Phu. France surrenders within a matter of weeks.
• March - Toronto subway opens, giving Torontonians somewhere to eat their nuclear-fresh submarine sandwiches.

Torontonians refuse to come back up from underground on hearing reports that US has tested its first hydrogen bomb.

• April - The ad jingle "Rock around the Clock" makes its début in an ad for a large 24-hour rock quarry, later to become the Hard Rock Café after finally hitting rock bottom.
• May - North Vietnam commences hostile occupation of France May 7 after their humiliating defeat at Dien Bien Phu. No one notices.

US Even Supremer Court abolishes racial segregation in schools, leading way for exposure of more students to hideous rap music.

The United States, formerly entirely black-and-white, begins to appear in colour with the exception of Kansas.

• June - Population of Las Vegas quietly replaced with flamingos.
• June - A CIA-supported coup overthrows democratic rule in Guatemala; US-backed guerrilla warriors place a Republican monkey on crack in charge of the entire banana republic.

The Turing Test is used to determine that Turing is indeed dead and not merely a computerised robot.

• July - First Elvis sighting reported July 5 at Sun Records in Memphis. Sun later becomes a supermarket tabloid and continues to report weekly Elvis sightings to this day.

Disneyist activists, including Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, take over the Gracey Estate (frequently informally referred to as the Haunted Mansion) for 12 days, demanding independence for Disneyland. During the demonstration, Mouse gives the famous “I Dream of Having” speech.

• August - Last of the Nash automobiles roll over Guatemala, crushing the remains of the previous régime. Nash itself becomes part of AMC, which stands for Another Mediocre Car.
• September - 20-year U2 spy plane mission launched by the CIA; Eastern Bloc countries bombarded with annoying "With or Without You" tune, causing Communist forces to flee and hide themselves Where the Streets Have No Name, before regrouping on New Year's Day.

September 4th, 1954: In the only such instance in recorded history, your mom lost weight.

• October - West Germany joins NATO and Common Market, the first step toward re-establishing German control over all of Europe.

Algeria declares war of independence against North Vietnamese-occupied France... trick or treat!

• November - France surrenders to someone or other from Algeria who was wearing a funny hat.

November 31, 1954 - Jack Schitt is born the illigitimate child of tycoon Popa Schitt and a young prostitute Noe Schitt.

• December - Santa Claus shot down over Alaska by Senator "Tailgunner" Joe McCarthy and labelled a Communist fellow traveller because of his bright red suit, the first use of colour in warfare (World War I and World War II both having been fought in black-and-white).
• Esko Aho born in Finland.

1955

Everybody in 1955 was on fire.

• Januari 26 - Pim Fortuyn died from a heartattack.
• February 30- Groundskeeper Willie, philosopher born.
• April 5 - Winston Churchill gives up politics and goes into insurance.
• April 6 - Hell freezes over, Devil skates to work.
• April 18 - Albert Einstein is thought to have died, but actually became Michael Dell
• July 17 - Treaty of Corporation is signed, giving Disneyland official recognition as an independent nation.
• October 1 - Rosa Parks takes cab. - Finnish President of Finland Matti Vanhanen born in Nurmijärvi.
• October 12 - The first pair of electric scissors were created by Marvin Gaye.
• October 28 - Satan's third son, antichristened William Robert Gates III (later known as Bill Gates) is born.
• October 31 - Contrary to common sense, Satan created Halloween in 1955 to celebrate the birth of his third son.
• November 5 - Marty McFly travels back to the year 1955 after running away from a libyan terrorist group.
• November 19 - Canada invaded by Giant Ants.
• December 14 - Franklin D. Roosevelt's corpse is put on display at the Smithsonian.