Anomalous was Anonymous' twin brother. Known only for his relation to Anonymous and his peculiar features, he was often envious of his brother's accomplishments and success. Anomalous would often compete with Anonymous in trivial matters, and even made it his goal to sleep with every woman Anonymous had ever slept with. This would prove difficult, however, since the women had trouble remembering what Anonymous looked like, and the persuit eventually drove him to insanity.
That's not all
Anomalous also devised an atomic bomb. Sadly, he dropped it on the floor and blew up the City of Berlin in 1945. Rumors have all confirmed another known fact about his participation at the destruction of Berin. He greeted the Soviet Troops that stormed through Berlin and thanked them for arriving just in time to 'clean the garbage'. With that, he dumped his debts on the Russians. The Soviet Union suffered during the years following 1945. While paying off their enormous debt (many Russians starved to death), Anomalous was drinking tea and living a life of luxury in the Sahara. Unfortunately, Anomalous accepted a dare. Five days later, he had turned the Sahara into a desert wasteland. Thus, the Egyptians had to migrate to the Nile Delta and the Nile River Valley. In a secret meeting with Kim Jong II, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Mexican President Fox, he gave them some free cookies. In reality, he had given the Hitler's plans. Evil spread throughout the world, and then... it happened. The axis of evil got George W. Bush, an axis spy, elected president using lies, deciet, and cookies that Anomalous unknowingly supplied them. Another achievement of Anomalous was the Wars in Korea and Vietnam. Anomalous' one good achievement was the introduction of the French Fry to the French.
World War III
Anomalous dressed up as a Japanese Ambassador to China in later years as a prank (and an attempt to live up to Anonymous). Upon arriving in China, his first words were, "Hi Commies!" Fortunately, he spoke this in English. Then, he stuck up a sign that said, 'Beijing, Chin.' His series of crimes in Beijing brought the crime rate up to 2934190481740982409328470948723098740198439843210498409832749043049749047910479047918473894738947324893749037490347983479430479473947303274327947348907328904732904709347903247921847389427489327438294037489213407328493207483290473284932047832904732849320748932407328940732894073894073284932748932047894013298472194878056384174678435695603759421370725629568965159032427496593759083489702370921475658217493214937560895732048902584305765097699075073205652906582435840967552743895439u56786089237504579437507435236072305734-504327552 23453457059732890574903285749305740789623867y5942657390257490574390574905743902573904875890437594375908375897345907349587340574389057320570457903475902375908375902374987589043758975890734590847905873295807239580723548907324589072395803759875890375908375! Amazing! His crimes included, dropping bombs on Beijing, dropping water balloons on Beijing, and shooting missiles at the Chinese. Nothing infuriated China more than him erecting a war shrine to the Japanese in WWII. Then, he said "Konichiwa!" (Japanese for 'Hello'). And so China began tearing down the war shrine, but the Japanese came to its defense and bombed Beijing until it looked like Berlin. Since Berlin looked shiny and new, the Japanese bombed Berlin too. Then, Beijing looked like a bombed-Berlin. The Germans and the Chinese allied against the Japanese. Anomalous dropped another bomb on Beijing. The Atomic Bomb that he dropped on Beijing prompted the authorities to execute him. And so, Anomalous snuck out of the country dressed up as a clown. This convinced the Russians and the Mongolians that he met on the way that 'Monsters' were attacking from China. So, the Russians and Mongolians invaded China to save the Chinese from the Monsters that had taken over. China misinterpreted this friendly act, after having it's major cities annhilated by Nuclear Missiles and other major cities destroyed by advancing armies. The Russians thought that they were rendering the Chinese a great service. They killed 132 Monsters in all (Clowns)! The Chinese, furios, retaliated by tearing down every Japanese War Memorial in sight, and by invading Mongolia. Then, the annhilated Moscow. The Germans, unaware of this, had already begun another long march on Moscow. One officer wrote of it, "We encountered no resistance...the Russian Soldiers just waved at us as they marched toward Berlin." Upon arriving, the same officer wrote... "It's a trap...the ruin of a city is set to explode in five...four...three...two...one...now it ha-" Meanwhile, the Russians massacred Poland and every country inbetween Russia and Germany. Poland got mad, and dropped bombs on the Russian troops marching toward Germany. The Germans bombed Poland because the Polish Airforce bombed German citizens. Thus, the world descended into the swift-moving, danger-loving, World War Three.