"God Damn Australians taking all of our jobs." ~Oscar Wilde




The mating call of the 'yobbo' species of Australian
The peoples of the crazy ole' country called Australia. There are two types of Australians:

98% Yobbos

1% Normal People

1% Japanese Tourist.

1% Those who can count.


The reason for such a high-amount of the population being yobboes, is because all Australians are desecendants of the wizard criminals of Azkaban.


In short Australians love anything that they can fuck, beer, money, and football and Guild Wars (although this is the nation religion. To not follow 'footy' is a crime against the nation and is considered treason.)


Australians have two different languages: Strine, and English. However, Strine is the true language and English is only used when talking to persons of a different nation.


All Australians hate their leader, Darth Howard, and it is a crime against the nation, and considered treason to actually like Mr. Howard. Australians will also listen to anything American tells them, since the Australian Act of Following America Into Every Fucking Thing They Do of '79.

THE TRUTH

Australians are actually a super-intelligent race of evil beings who are hoping you destroy Your Country. They all have Super-Powers, due to being the descendants of Wizards, but also being the descendants of convicts, so they're like, Evil. Not just mean evil. Evil evil.




Australia


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States: Coopersouth Australia | Tascademania | Tooheys New South Wales | VictoriaBitter | Western Swan Gold Australia | XXXXland
Fauna: Apostle Bird | Banjo | Bunyip | Dingo | Drop Bear | Emu | Hoop Snakes | Kangaroos (Killer) | Kangaroos (non-Killer) | Kangaroos (friendly) | Koalas | Koalas (other) | Platypus (ordinary) | Platypus (duck-billed) | Possum | Vegemite (other) | Wombat
Cities: Adelaide | Brisbane | Canbra | Melborn | Mount Isa | Perf | Sid-a-nee | Yarm
Recreation: Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters | Fosters