The name's Bond, Bond Janeway. Wow, any normal person reading that will get mindfuck attack. Anywho, the phrase "Captain Janeway" normaly refers to Captain Catherine "Kat" Janeway.
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Catherine
Janeway, Captain Catherine "Kat"
She is the only daughter of Admiral Janeway that survived The Rapture. After graduating from highschool and a failed attempt at Captain Planet, she joined Starfleet to stop Allah from calling her a Dominatrix. Later, She became captain of the (in)famous star ship USS Voyager after only weeks of training that got swept into the delta quadrant (East wall of your local Wal-Mart), or 70,000 inches away by the galactic janitor. Her surviving crew included Chakotay, B'elana, Harry Kim, a Token Black Guy, Tom Paris and other random crew members. Sadly the female Romulan nurse in sick bay didn't make it. On the way back, she picked up freeloaders that include a Borg, a Talaxian, and an Ocampan. She made it back to San Francisco after 70 years and many (mis)adventures.
Her (mis)adventures
She is known for her god-like abilities to survive anything that the Universe throws at her including bugs, sheep, stones, "meatier" showers, unknown lifeforms, God, and other Starships. This ability comes from her power to throw unlimited amounts of photon torpedoes (used 99 out of 40 to be exact).
The worst manager ever
With a penchant for micromanaging and telling her subordinates how to do their jobs.
Trivia
- She is black coffee powered.
- Her father is Admiral Janeway, the only person who survived a fifty hour long game of battleship with Admiral Donald Duck.
- She is the only person alive to be named Janeway.
- She has a tattoo fetish.
- She is 5'10 size 12.
- Upon returning to the Alpha Quadrant, she proceeded to hunt down the writers responsible for stopping her from getting any action with Chakotay. Said writers were put through her coffee grinder, making the blackest coffee Janeway had ever seen. She promptly invited Chakotay over for a drink.Captain Janeway as a Lieutenant