Yeah, you used to wank to her.
One who exchanges blowjobs for crack cocaine. This should be a familiar concept as your mom has done this all your life.

Unfortunately, though cheap, crack whores are never attractive. Many are also trannies.

Crack Whore History

Crack whores were invented during the height of the Roman civilization as a side effect of economic engineering sponsored by Egyptian Queen Cleopatra. As an unfortunate side effect, Cleopatra became a crack whore herself, leading to several doomed marriages, weight fluctuations, and a friendship with Michael Jackson.

Cracked Hoe

Not to be confused with crack whores, a cracked hoe is indeed a broken garden tool. However, this is a fitting metaphor for crack whores, who are useless in the grand scheme of the world, soulless and used.


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