Drugs

“I hate people who take drugs- especially those people in customs...they take the most!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Drugs

"I dont take drugs,I just borrow them, and anyway... drugs don't affect the brains, brains affect drugs.... I think."

~ Oscar Wilde on Dope (literaly)

"I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob."

~ Oscar Wilde on Drugs

"Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?"

~ Mr. Mackey on Drugs

"Drugs are bad, it's a common fact and your mum and dad, well that's all i'm good at."

~ Marshall Mathers on Drugs

"Drugs? I'll have two, please."

~ Professor Thomas Oldefart on Drugs

I'm Not On Drugs Yet

Drugs are bad for you. To prove this, I will take drugs while I am writing this article.

Now I'm On Drugs

Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! I'm On Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Whee!

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--i dnot see whyy evrey boody sasy druggs are bade, their fun.

-- "It's FUNNY- How FUNNY I feel!"-jkat bitchez

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE MR GREMLIN I DONT LIKE TO BE EATEN, PASTA, PASTA

I enjoy using/abusing narcotics! :) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there every where. STOP LLOOKING AT ME!!!!!!! THE COLORS!!!!!!!!T3H (01ORZ!!1!!1!! EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT. uuuuuugggh my head.

This Is After I Have Written This Article On Drugs

Shit, I wrote that on drugs? Dayumn. I don't even remember that shit. I should like, not take so many drugs while writing Uncyclopedia articles. They must be bad for me.

Ergo, drugs are bad for you!

Call centre workers all massively abuse drugs or are alcoholics.

• "Dude! I've got a serious shit buzz right now." ~ Elijah Wood

An Opposing View

Clearly, the individual who wrote this article was a raving drug addict, and should not be trusted. My own scientific research has clearly established that drugs are a healthy part of a nutritious breakfast. _{Research sponsored by Kellogg's Crack Flakes.}

Oh man, I am highhhhhh

Wait, the psilocybin just kicked in! Oh man, you know, like, you are just a brick in the big wall of things, you know, its like, yea, there you are, and then, like, not anymore, no your not there anymore. Life and death, man, its like a big paradox, because you are doing life, and then you are doing death, and how can you know anything? Do you believe in everything? Or do you think about it? Man, I mean, its all about freeing your mind, you know? Like not following things? Forming your own? But then you know, like, what can you do? I mean, you are alive, and then, like, you are dead, and you just can't know. Oh man. Like, you see that? That is it, man, that is it. It is all in the perception of things, just the way your brain sees things. I mean, you may see something, and then I see it, and its just like totally different. Oh man, look at the stars. Like, the stars are the components of your life, you know? Its just like these particles that compose you. You know, your composition? Like your body and your mind..... [Stares off into space for minutes] And then its just like 'poof' and the stars and you and everything else are one, because you are one, one with the earth and everything. Like, ego is just like a separation, because you are like the trees. You are a cycle, you live, die, yeah man, that's it. Back to the earth, but not from it? Yea, for real.

Computer games and Drugs

In the past certain video games have had links to drug. In the psycadelic space shooter, Star Fox, the main charcter Fox McCloud believes he is fighting a giant monkey without a body when really he is rolling around in a monkey cage at the zoo. Snake of Metal Gear fame has become suspectable to paranoia have youthful years smoking grass. He thinks every time someone sees him on a mission, an exclimation mark appears above their head and mental panick music starts playing.

Types of Drugs

NOT IT'S NOT THE L.S.D IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Transportation of Drugs

• In ancient times drugs were transported on boats, an art called Sailing.
• Addicts can now get their fix through the power of the internet from Netfix.

Drugs Adjectives

• This list is by no means complete and comprehensive. Please feel free to add any we've missed.

Banging, Buzzing, Chill, Consciousness-altering, Cosmic, Dangerous, Deadly, Disorienting, Evil, Far Out, Gone, Real Gone, Gonzoid, Hallucinogenic, Harsh, Heavy, Lethal, Mellow, Mental, Mind-expanding, Outasight, Primo, Spacey, Strong, Top-notch, Trippy, Wicked, Wickid, Wikkid, Wikkidpedia (?), Blaze, Daze, Shadz

Quitting drugs

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,

"You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...

...O...o

...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

...o...O

I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."