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Shit is a delicious Turkish delicacy known to have an unusually strong aroma. Shit, from the Egyptian "shishiti," is highly prized for its unique texture and flavor, and, as such, is most commonly served with Potato Salad. For those who have never tried this type of cuisine before, shit can be a pleasant surprise. Listening to Zombies Without Hats -- or indeed doing anything hatless -- before dining on shit has been known to make it easier to swallow.

Be forewarned, however, that the taste of shit is exceptionally strong. One of the strongest and also most widely consumed flavors of shit is bullshit, with millions of people around the world every day taking it in without a thought. However, due to the strong taste of shit, many people are unable to stomach it and as a result spew shit out of their mouths, often without even thinking. This does not impede the consumption of the Turkish delicacy, however, and many people become so accustomed to the taste of shit that it becomes a dietary staple, so much so that they are constantly noted as being full of shit. Only true connoisseurs are able to identify exactly what type of shit they are being fed, and make a point of pointing out any changes in their routine with the common aphorism, "same shit, different flavor".

Freud contended that whether you scratched your asshole or not was irrelevant, rather, what fundamentally mattered was where you wiped the shit...n'shit.

A commonly regarded as true but fallacy regarding the meaning of "SHIT" comes from way back when people were carting fertilizer across the ocean. They would transport it by ship. However, there was a slight problem to this. If you leave it on deck, it will smell bad, and it attracts flies (when you're close to land). Yet, if you stored it below deck in barrels sitting on the ground, the salt water would contaminate the fertilizer, making it extremely flammable. There were even reports of ships burning up because of storing fertilizer improperly. Therefore, they decided to store the fertilizer below deck, but high in a cupboard. Thus, the capital letters "S.H.I.T." were written on all the barrels, indicating that they must be "Stored High In Transit." Snoop Dogg has been known to have shit and say "now that's some good shit".

Shit owners should take precautions against theft, as people have been known to "break into houses and steal shit". In addition, siblings are often known to come home from school and take a huge shit, which ultimately leads to the closing off of your computer area. Its smell was used in The Simpsons' 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th seasons (1995-1999). And, by the way, season 8 is the most smelly Simpsons season.

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[edit] Shit and popular culture

The origin of the word "shithead"

In one episode of South Park, the USA is described as the 'Asshole of the world'. It being a well-known fact that everything which is said in South Park is absolutely true (we all know what they said about the Church of Scientology), it is safe to presume that most of the world's shit comes from this stinking part of the world. The World Shit Index for this country is being monitored daily because of its rapid increase.

an example of living shit.

But this philosophy certainly has its fallacy, mainly judging that many other countries proclaim themselves as being 'shitholes'. A shithole is basically a hole filled with shit. For example, the live audience of Oprah Winfrey's show. That is basically a Shithole as well, as the studio is round, and is filled with shit. Therefore it is a shithole.

Also, there are rumors that the crazy Sheikh of United Arab Emirates is starting the construction of the World's The election never went through after the famous raid by P. Diddy eradicated PETA.

Shit also had a short run with religious politics as well. In 2132 Shit ran for Pope, however, his name was often times "capsized" with critics attacking him for not being of sound mind and bowels. In attempt to remedy this, he renamed himself Poop in order to sound more like pope and therefore attract more votes. We now know Shit as Pope Poop the 25trillionith, as shit has a very long family time line.

The illustration of the shit sandwich is also what the Hughes Satellite Internet provider is really like. Lousy service, keeps going out, full of shit.

There is a creek in the Northwest called Shit Creek. Rumor has it that you can paddle up it even without paddles but it'll be rough.

[edit] Shit the Word

A hologram of an alien taking a shit.


It can be said that shit is the most versatile word in the dictionary. Note that one can eat shit on a shitty day while smoking some shit in someone's shitty apartment because of your shitty luck.

Conversely, you can have so much shit that you wipe it with the softest shit in the world, because your shit-faced butler always does a shitty job, because he doesn't know shit.

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[edit] Shit Stains

There are several causes of shit stains. Firstly, some dirty mother fuckers don’t wipe their asses properly. A second cause is through being raped, many people believe that shit stains only occur through anal rape, this is not true, the shear terror of being raped by some nut job in a panda suit causes many women to shit themselves even if they are vaginally raped. Third, there some cases in where one has farted... and crap spackle flew out with the flatus.

[edit] Alaskan Chili Dog

An Alaskan Chili Dog is the sexual act of pooping on another males penis and then proceeding to lick it off. First created by Kylie Manouge. She later revealed that she was thinking of this recipe by being high on crystal meth before giving birth to a half dog half chicken called Gorge W. Tree.

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[edit] Shit on a plate

There is a cuisine with the name of "Shit on a Plate", but Ohioans call it "Skyline Chili" for some reason. How it is made is that you simply shit on a plate, that is why it is called "Shit on a plate", although sometimes, it is mixed with spaghetti.

[edit] Gold plated Shit

Paris Hilton does golden turds, this is why she is so worried about her current incarceration and equally why the judge is so eager to get her back in jail. It's the usual shit, milking someone for what they can get out of them!

[edit] The Big Shitaroo

Ever wonder why people hate magicians? Well here's why:

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the hypnotist.

Some people, such as Robert Kilroy-Silk (seen here), are sexually-aroused by being covered in shit.

It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.

[edit] In acronym usage

SHIT means:

[edit] Things that are NOT shit

[edit] Things that ARE shit

[edit] More About Shit

Shit, although considered by many as only a way of excreting wastes, can also be a way to kill time and deal with your emotions; therefore, shit can be done in many different ways. My personal favorite is sitting on the toilet seat and exerting as much force I can and launching it from my anus to the toilet seat. The moment it hits the toilet water, tsunamis form in every direction. Sometimes, a crocodile might come out of your anus while you are shitting. But do not be alarmed, because this crocodile is only there to protect you from the deadly bugs in the toilet. Yes, a crocodile.

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[edit] See Also

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[edit] How Shit Looks Elsewhere Around the World

[edit] External Links

This shit smells funny

...and has been awarded a ice cream-scented air freshener.
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