“ Once i saw my first floater i couldn't believed how much we looked alike.”

~ Oscar Wilde


Floater

A floater is a petit like creature which inhabits the outter rim of the toilet in any household. it only lives for around 1 day but can creep from any black holes and pop out without warning.

Its Social Life

The social life of a floater or 'boat turd' as its know to its enemies is rather dim. Its constant attack by Cilit Bang puts a downer on it and therefore decreases its outgoingness, thus also making its sex life below a traps sex life.


Whats Happens When You See One? 

If you come across one DO NOT look it straight into the eye (corn) as you could be turned into Rick Waller, who himself is a turd. A big one at that.


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