Frog

1. 'Frog' is an affectionate term for any Scottish person. The Scots, or 'Paddies' as they prefer to be called, live on a remote island in the Gobi desert, where they drink Yak milk and eat haggis, a small beast that inhabits the Scottish highlands (see Haggis). They import their bananas from the ancient land of Atlantis, which is known for its cheap cost of living and high quality of life in addition to its quality exports and abundant farmland.
2. 'Frog' is an unaffectionate term for any person wearing a beret, a baguette, a black-and-white striped shirt and a tiny moustache. These French, or 'Froggies' as they prefer to be called, live in a remote land where they speak a nearly dead language also known as 'French.' Froggies are well known for their fine whine.
   • 'Frog' is also an affectionate term for any french speaking but not of french nationality person. Those not french people lives among the world in unknown land, they are the keeper of the nearly dead language and are doing their best to make an undead language out of it (see Quebecois). This undead language is terrorizing the 'Froggies' who in response are turning into secularist monsters believing in religion of state.
3. Kermit the frog is a frog.
4. 'Frog' is lost. His name is Hopkin Green Frog. P.S. I will find my frog. Who took my frog? Who found my frog?
5. Love, Terry
6. A frog is a mystical creature that lives in moist, swampy areas. Many believe licking one will turn oneself into a beautiful coffee mug.
7. An open source version of illegal drugs. Have you licked a frog's back today? (warning: this tends to be a bad trip rather than a good one, as a frog venom causes the effect) See also viral effect of GNU license.
8. A 'Frog' is also an unaffectionate term for a member of the Clans that invade the Inner Sphere. They are coming and they will be our masters.
9. And 'pant'! According to that stupid wizard anyway.
10. Frogs are a nice animal. They eat goats and chili. That is why one often sees white or red ones.
11. Really cute things (antonym of definition 16)
12. This is the form which allows you to annoy witches with immunity to their spells. What are they gonna do, turn you into a frog?
13. Frogs were once thought to be inteligent aliens using the power of crystal mushrooms to power their technology. It is also generally thought that the scientist known as Century was a frog spy.
14. The norwegian term for a frogs offspring is "rumpetroll", meaning "asstroll". The origin of the name is that they only own a head and a very long ass.
15. The species of several monarchs, including Louis XIV, Cecil XXVII and The Frog Prince.
16. When a frog explodes it may be harmfull or even cause death to said frog.
17. Frogs can live in your freezer for a short amount of time.

See also

• Toad