The proper colour of peas. Any other colour should be dumped in the ocean.
This group is also known to be a bunch of sadistic Bushie worshippers that get together on Saturdays, since they've got nothing better to do, and plot to take over the world's trees by twaking their wooden bats to PETA's and OPEC's employees.
Also well known is their Seal Clubbing Team which is responsible for 86% of the world's seal deaths each year. They also hold the record for the most seals clubbed in one hour, which is 298, carried out by an expert team of 25 Greanpeace volunteers. Most consider their advantage to be wooden bats which they are well practised in using. It is also rumoured that The Seal cub clubbing club is actually an offshoot of the greenpeace organization. also if you drop litter in the streets and someone yells at you just tell them that you are part of green peace and that you look after the enviroment so it doesnt matter.
Major players in the organization include:
- Luke Skywalker - Chairman and Jedi Knight
- Enya - Tree spokeswomen
- Gandalf - Tree Doctor
- Chuck Norris - Japanese Whale Hunter Ship Destroyer - Texas/High-seas Ranger
- Neo - Amazon Deforestation Matrix Revisited Manager
Greenpeace Anthem
"All we are saying, is give Peas a chance" (a song recently covered by the Black Eyed Peas)
Rights for Trees
Rights for Trees are a group of Rights for Magic inc., led by Immy Ella XVII. These commonly converse with Greenpeace on several occasions, before beating them up with big, sharp, pointy sticks.