“Another one of my great inventions!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Holodeck

Created in 2866, The Holodeck is a device initially invented for the purpose of enacting 3-dimensional porn, much like any previous technology worth mentioning. After its introduction, its existence was made known to Rick Berman and the writing crew of Star Trek: Voyager through the use of Che Guevara's time machine. Upon their discovery, they quickly made an effort to incorporate the device into every episode, often sodomizing small children and circus animals in the process.

This is only part of a larger picture, of course. The entire scene was part of the United States Government's plan to develop an inexhaustible power source. Through the adaptation of Jean Baudrillard's ideas into poorly-executed science fiction, US scientists could harness the electricity generated from Baudrillard spinning in his grave; speeds in excess of 143 revolutions per minute were realized, generating an astonishing 1.21 Gigawatts of power.

This project encountered a major roadblock in 1999, when Star Trek: Voyager was cancelled, and again in 2024, when Star Trek was declared illegal by the Federal World Government, along with Natalie Portman and Linux.