Homophobia: the word used for fear of homosexuals. Homophobes are usually homosexuals themselves that are firmly locked in the closet and can't find the key. Sometimes, however, this word is erroneously used to describe people who simply find homosexuality disgusting.
Sometimes it is caused by having a homosexual person fall on them as a child.
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[edit] Homophobia in Psychology
Homophobia is defined in the Psychiatric Dictionary as the "profound and irrational fear of being sexually assaulted by members of the same sex at any given time." It is characterized by paranoid glances at members of the same sex and can be triggered by many various catalysts. If a person is not scared of homosexuals but merely thinks they are disgusting, then they are jealous of their wealth and good looks! [It's little known fact that the 0.0002% of people that are homosexsual actually control 98.6% of the world economy. The remain 0.4% is divided amongst canadian beavers and Ronald McDonald (whose sexuality is disputed)- Source: UN world wealth distrubution report 1876 - 2007
[edit] Triggers
- Bending over in the presence of the same sex
- A member of the same sex bending over near you
- Hold a condom in the vacinity of the same sex
- A member of the same sex holding a condom before you
- Unzipping your pants in the presence of the same sex (including in the restroom)
- A member of the same sex unzipping their pants in your presence (including in the restroom)
- Open your mouth in the presence of the same sex
- A member of the same sex opening their mouth in your presence
- Closing your mouth in the presence of the same sex
- A member of the same sex closing their mouth in your presence
- Groaning in the presence of the same sex
- A member of the same sex groaning in front of you
- Being sexually aroused in the presence of the same sex
- A member of the same sex becoming sexually aroused by your presence
- Seeing a member of the same sex naked (including in the restroom)
- A member of the same sex watching you get naked (including in the restroom)
- Seeing a member of the same sex using the restroom
- A member of the same sex watches you use the restroom
- Seeing members of the same sex kissing one another
- Members of the same sex, while kissing one another, see you, and invite you to participate
- Actually participating
- Watching a wedding between members of the same sex
- Catching the bouquet while at a wedding between members of the same sex... while they're looking at you.
Any one of these things will trigger a reaction from a homophobic person, though it is unclear if two things combined cause any reaction at all, as they always turned out to be intentional, ruining the scientific validity of the experiments.
[edit] Suspected Homophobes
- Anonymous
- Sharkboy
- George W. Bush
- Some people
- Everyone
- Bert
- That Guy
- Hello Kitty
- Ronald McDonald
- Somebody
- Backstreet Boys
- Your mother
- Pikachu
- Ann Coulter
- The Easter Bunny
- You
[edit] Fear of homonyms
Words that sound similar are dangerous enough; one slip of the tongue in France and instead of poisson on your plate, you may receive poison.
Words that sound identical are even worse.
Hence the phobia against homonyms: forget which witch is which and you might get turned into a newt.