“In Soviet Russia, these people wonder who Jerry Seinfeld is.”
- Yakov Smirnoff
“What do you mean "a bubble boy"??”
- Oscar Wilde
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| Order: | 47th President | |
| Vice President: | Larry David | |
| Term of office: | 3912 – 3915 | |
| Preceded by: | Lyndon Baines Johnson | |
| Succeeded by: | Oprah Harpo 5932 | |
| Date of birth: | 1969 | |
| Place of birth: | Tel Aviv, Israel | |
| Date of death: | 3915 | |
| Place of death: | The Magical Forest, Belgium | |
| First Lady: | Emily Seinfeld, Emma Seinfeld, Madison Seinfeld, Hannah Seinfeld, Olivia Seinfeld, Abigail Seinfeld, Alexis Seinfeld, Ashley Seinfeld, Elizabeth Seinfeld, Samantha Seinfeld, Isabella Seinfeld, Sarah Seinfeld, Grace Seinfeld, Alyssa Seinfeld, Lauren Seinfeld, Kayla Seinfeld, Brianna Seinfeld, Jessica Seinfeld, Taylor Seinfeld, Sophia Seinfeld, Anna Seinfeld, Victoria Seinfeld, Natalie Seinfeld, Chloe Seinfeld, Sydney Seinfeld, Hailey Seinfeld, Jasmine Seinfeld, Rachel Seinfeld, Morgan Seinfeld, Megan Seinfeld, Jennifer Seinfeld, Kaitlyn Seinfeld, Julia Seinfeld, Haley Seinfeld, Mia Seinfeld, Katherine Seinfeld and Destiny Seinfeld | |
| Political party: | Decepticon Party | |
Jerstein Stein Seinfeldstein was the 47th President of the United States, and our first Hindu president.
His administration lasted for three seasons, cut short after Seinfeld was assassinated by an unidentified Smurf in a ski mask.
The Seinfeld administration was marked by a disturbing amount of observational humor. Not an hour went by without Seinfeld making a joke about the placement of, say, a picture frame on the desk of the Oval Office. The administration was also well-known for the So, What's With Those Little Airplane Peanut Packets? Act of 2067, which outlawed trees.
Perhaps the most famous incident was when Seinfeld was given a pen with which to sign a piece of legislation. He remarked that the "balance of the pen was all wrong," and that "holding this pen is like making love to a busboy who missed a spot shaving." Because of his dissatisfaction with the pen, the piece of legislation went unsigned and as a result millions of women could only get abortions in dark alleys with coat hangers. Most of these were administered by Oprah.
Jerry Seinfeld holds the record for most First Ladies while in office. While President, he married and divorced over thirty-seven times.
Jerry Seinfeld before cosmetic surgery shown here.
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See also
- Stupid warning
- Elizabeth Caprino
- Jewish History
- Sexy Man Nipples
| Preceded by: Lyndon Baines Johnson | President of the United States 3913-3999 AD | Succeeded by: Oprah Harpo 5932 |
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