LSD

“Dude! I'll bet this is how DOGS see, man...”

~ Oscar Wilde on LSDTemplate:John Lennon

“Quotations!?! I will not give you a quotation you Diabolical Witch! now GET OUT! OUT! and stop leaving your feces everywhere like a damn wild camel!”

~ Oscar Wilde on LSD

This must be confused with BSD.

This must be confused with DSL.

This must be confused with LCD.

This must be confused with Candy.

An experimental drug pioneered by the cats of the Nazi party in the early 20th century. Made by mixing Morning Glory seeds and strychnine, it was first employed to allow soldiers to see inter-dimensional portals, allowing faster than light (FTL) travel on the battlefield. The drug backfired when the soldiers discovered that their enemies were in fact "****ing lizards with huge 20 feet long tongues that raped the souls of their oppressors."

It was soon adopted by American pop-culture in the 1920s as an alternative to alcohol, which soon led to orgies of blood in the streets of Manhattan (as documented in the film Singing in the Rain).

At the end of the 1920's, Timothy Leary decried LSD as a menace to society, and called for its outlaw. October 29th, 1929 saw the outlaw of LSD, causing the huge LSD factories to stop production immediately. Subsequently, the LSD-dependent economy of the United Spades of Amerika crashed, ushering in the Great Depression. Panicked stockbrokers, breaking into their stash of bad acid, jumped out of buildings on Wall Street, assuming they were frogs and could eat flies.

Soon after, alcohol prohibition was repealed, allowing former LSD junkies to drown their sorrows.

The serial murders committed by the Kool-Aid Man have been attributed to LSD.

LSD has since been replaced by LCDs, which are a more-costly yet still-usable way of seeing images of things that never existed. LCDs are a very potent liquid form of LSD being pushed by a notoriously shady subgroup of the IT community known as dealers, who (much like the LSD dealers before them) have a large number of users who are all hooked and eagerly waiting to download the latest fix.

Effects

Hahahahahaha! Oh, man, don't creep up on me like that, I thought, like, you were a lizard. Because lizards creep. I think. Wait... what the fuck? Wait, dude, okay, quick question: what color are lizards? Are they blue? Because you're a fucking blue lizard! That's nuts! More like testacles! Oh shit... I am the eggman... or something. Dude, dude, put on Dark Side of the Moon! That album is the shit. Wow! What the... blue isn't a flavor... or is it? I think of it more as a smell. You smelly, tasty blue lizard!

Many School Children are currently feeling these affects, as the New Labour governent has made it compulsary for all milk cartons to be laced with the drug, in order to achieve a group of new thinking pupils.

Can also mean

• Pounds, shillings and pence (£sd)
• Low Sodium Diet
• Lick Some Dick
• The Unix ls daemon, which responds to calls made by the ls command
• Lucy in the sky with diamonds
• "Latter-Day Saints" (LDS), supposing Dyslexia
• Laxative Sun Drug, a pharmaceutical for the constipated people of warm, sub saharan climates.

Things LSD are commonly used with

• Idm
• cat shrinks

[NOTE] Christopher Columbus was not actually sailing away for the precious menieral of gold. He considered LSD to be "gold" and decided to sail away to the Americas where the Mexicans (more specifically the Northern Gangsta'Mexicans or 'Cholos') were using it liberally to keep their lowriders running smoothly, completely unaware of the fact that it can be sold for, as quoted by Columbus himself "Major cashola, dude!"

See Also

• Timothy Leary
• Terence Mckenna
• American Children
• Hunter S. Thompson