"Look, I don't know what happened last Tuesday, and judging by the look on your face, I'm not too sure you know either."

~ Oscar Wilde on Last Tuesday

Although still debated by Most Historians, Scientists and the occasional Sanitation Engineer, the events of Last Tuesday remain fairly sketchy. At this time the number of confirmed events of exactly what occurred that day is relatively low, although it is safe to say a whole lot of strange stuff happened. Right now many still baffled nations are losing up to 3 millions dollars a year just in research into trying to sort everything out. The Researchers themselves couldn't care less, but they do like the money. The exact timeframe of last Tuesday also has yet to be confirmed. While one popular belief is that Last Tuesday happened sometime between 1974 and 1983, yet another is that it occurred sometime between the 13th and 14th centuries. Some Quantum Physicists aren't even entirely sure it happened in this dimension. All that is known for sure is that a whole lot of stuff happened that day. So much so infact if you recall any event in history, real, fictional, or otherwise, There's a good chance it happened last tuesday...Maybe.

List of things that almost definitely happened last Tuesday, I think...

• The autumn of the Roman Empire
• Cheers had a cross over episode with The Golden Girls
• C-SPAN started showing That 70's Show
• The Oceans turned to Grape Soda
• The Debate between Soup or Bowl Is finally settled.
• Ted forgot to pick up the Dry Cleaning
• Larry King Takes over most of upper Manhattan.

List of things people kind of think may have happened Last Tuesday but can't really be sure.

• England's Prime Minister Officially takes away Mauve's Status as a color.
• The Hamburgler gets 20 years without any possibility of parole
• Chuck Norris Admits his one True Weakness, which never gets repeated again anywhere. Ever.
• King Arthur replaces his round table with a Cat, Leading into further Inquiries about his mental stability at that time.
• The Eiffel Tower and Tokyo Tower switch places as a practical joke.
• "Rocky's Police Academy 27: A New Hope for Scream" comes out, adding to the already tense National Sequel Crisis
• The Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Statue is put up; its whereabouts are still unknown.
• Queen Gets Knighted

Aftermath of Last Tuesday

Last Wednesday, and we all know how that went...

Current Speculation about last Tuesday related Phenomena

The Tuesday before Last Theory

Some Scientists and Historians believe that there was in fact a period that existed that can only be described as the Tuesday before last. During this time, some think, is when most of the universe came about.

Next Tuesday

Many people also believe that someday there will be another Tuesday. The events to come about from this second Tuesday are unknown, but many people are already stocking up on canned goods, Blankets, and Altoids.