A Grand Theft Auto game about the Moon.

“Copernicus wasn't kidding, it really is cheese!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Moon

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NASA has sent many astronauts to the moon before. Due to the danger of sending space ships to the moon, they have stated they will now only attempt their missions when there is a full moon out.

The moon was originally a spy sent by Jupiter.
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called-experts at Wikipedia have an article about: Moon.

The moon will be landed upon in the future by Tom Hanks in 1769.

The moon is one of the figures primarily remembered for his work on the computer language LISP, but McCarthy got jealous of his powers and banished him to deep space, where he has since remained and collected a large amount random, subcutaneous steller cheese, a fact which is obvious to any four year old. However, recent scientific efforts have found that this is only partly the case. The moon is in fact made up of cheese, rocks, and glue. It possesses a face, but has no nose, much like Michael Jackson. It is officially the second largest cheese based product known to man, the largest being, of course, the Leaning Tower of Pizza. For this reason it is hated by all cows, who regularly jump over it to vent their anger.

In 1972, the Soviet Union set up a permament moon base on the dark side of the moon to study the disposition of the subjugation of a weak pulse flux as it digresses into abhorent dystopia paradoxes.
Since then, nobody has attempted to come up with a more confusing sentence to describe scientific phenomenon. Recent challengers to the field include "Crazy Larry" and "TimeCube".

In 1988, the supervillain the Devastator built his own base on the moon, planning global domination.

Fans of the video game Hearts are constantly trying to assassinate the moon by shooting it. So far they have not been successful, and fortunately there have been no reports of moon-hating snipers.

In 1995, Bob Hope destroyed the moon with lasers.

In 2063, Donald Trump IV built a memorial to replace the original Moon. There were no survivors.

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Government and politics

The most common type of moon. Here, seen as the Republic of Moon's national greeting.
Official languages Moonian English, Esperanto
Motto: "If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and waddles like a duck, EAT IT!"
Capital La Moona Freeport
President Moon Zappa
Established July 20, 1969
Currency The Moonian dollar Euro
Exports Moon rocks, cheese, American flags
Opening hours Whenever the moon is full
National anthem "Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle"
Natural Resources Rocks, cheese
Official Cuisine Cheese

The elected leader of the moon was formerly Moon Zappa, the original Valley Girl of 1980s pop fame.

This all tragically came to an end when Mahatma Gandhi slaughtered Moon Zappa with a samurai sword. The people of the moon crowned Gandhi Emperor of the Moon for his heroism.

The capital of the moon is Lunatopia.

Moons in general

The scientific classification system of Moons is extremely confusing and difficult to grasp. Adding to the confusion of two definitions of moon is that most moons do not, in fact, orbit the Earth. How can a moon not orbit the earth? Moons in general orbit extremely large objects in space, such as planets, asteroids, J-Lo's posterior. Moons, however, cannot be considered to orbit stars. These are considered planets. The two are commonly confused, however. Avid internet followers of porn stars should be considered planets rather than moons. Further complicating the matter is that the very commonly confused Death Star is neither moon, nor planet. Hell, it isn't even a star. It's a space station.

Ignorant (mainly atheïst) people actually believe that the moon is round. This photograph clearly prooves them wrong! Flat as the Earth itself!

Moon has a very interesting feature to change its size and even dissapear in time. During that time anything that's on the moon will start floating until the moon appears again. Jumping is an essential skill when the moon is shrinking. When you aren't in air and the shrinking moon reaches you, you appear in a Parallel dimension until the moon starts to grow back.

The moon is made of cheese. I like cheese, it makes me very happy. Soon we will all go to the moon and take all the cheese and then the USA government will make pizza for everybody. Then we will all eat pizza and no one will like it anymore so pizza places will go out of business and that is the plan of the moon people.


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Noted Citizens

The secret cheese factories that supply Domino's.

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