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This artful sport, invented in what was to become Lusitania, involves the etching of the unclothed human form, with the sharp edge of a skate blade, on the surface of a frozen body of water.
Most notable among the nude figure skaters is Ursula Von Bettiheimer, who furthered the sport by actually performing it in the nude, and becoming the first ever-nude nude figure skater. Her tragic death at the hands of hypothermia only increased curiosity about her swan song, which portrayed the cover of the famous Beatles' album, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, minus all the pesky marching band uniforms.
The International Association of Nude Figure Skaters (IANFS), along with famous NFS'ers like Ming Kung Chen, Joerg Haider, and Ryan Starr, are seeking to bring NFS to the Olympic arenas.
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