Odysseus, also known as "Odie", was a famous Greek weekender and possible Swiss monarch.
Odysseus is most commonly known for being the ultimate "travel snob". The guy really liked to travel, and didn't hesitate to name-drop various locations he'd been to ("Oh, you haven't been to the Underworld? You simply must go! You really haven't traveled until you've been to the Land of the Dead."). Really, the guy was just stuck on himself. I mean, how many people get lost for ten years, then are still so proud of themselves that they name the whole thing after themselves ("Oh, I really must tell you about my Odyssey some time. It really was something.")?
Famous for coining the phrase: "Are we there yet?"
He also was not a very good man of directions. When Odie's wife Penelope told him to go get a pack of Trojans and some milk, he ended up not coming home from the grocery store entirely. His son went to the wrong store to try and find him, but failed miserably.