Pluto

Pluto is the only planet to be wholly owned by the Walt Disney Corporation.

While Disney overlord Darth Eisner claims to only have designs on the planet as the location of a Disney theme park, disturbances in the Force indicate a far more sinister rôle in which it is to serve as a base for hostile takeover bids against other planets.

The War Between Pluto and Charon

Charon, pluto's neighbor is currently at war with Pluto about who is bigger. This is highly regarded as the biggest penis contest of all time. Since pluto is owned by Walt Disney and one sigle scene is viewed again, again and again and again and again.... GASP! Making it seem very small. However NARSA pictures have confirmed that since Pluto is a series of scenes put out on a blanket, Charon IS bigger. But still they have began to kill each-other through angry mops, angry mobs, puns, guns, buns and fun. YAY!

One day some like fucking MASSIVE planet like Jupiter will come over and say: OK, YOUR BOTH FUCKING TINY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

pluto is natrurally suspected to be made of pie, pluto is also very obese unlike mercury which daily does press ups

Pluto's Natural Resources

Pluto's one major natural resource is Pluto-nium which is a non-radioactive, life-giving, magical substance that makes you grow all of your hair back. It also specializes in math, hamsters . But since it is mined on a planet owned by Walt Disney and Darth Eisner it has been used in so many cartoons that it's originality has been destroyed making it unsuitible for exportation.

Uses for Plutonium

Plutonium with it's ability to grow hair makes it suitable to kill Darth Vader, who hates hair. It can also help you cheat on your math tests.

Holidays on Pluto

Some foolish people have tried to go on holiday to Pluto and discovered that jumping up and down 'til you fall over is a useless way to get there. One person managed to jump out of an Aeroplane with a rocket strapped to his back but this only served to cause him painful Spleen damage.

Pluto is though, extermely hot so anyone actually reaching it would instantly boil away into Goo, thus leaving a tasty treat for the Llamas which are the only animal to live on Pluto at this time.

Often, when people sail to Pluto to go on holiday there, they mix the planet up with the dog, and are even surprised when it starts barking at them when they try to find a hotel in this dog.

Famous Plutonians

• Plato
• Pluto the dog
• Kurt Gödel