15 May 1936 - 17 July 2003

Robin Williams is the eldest son of Venus Willams (sometimes known as Mrs Doubtfire) and/or Esther Williams.

Born into poverty, he quickly made a name for himself by putting on street plays to entertain soldiers during the Spanish Civil War. From his humble street performer beginnings Williams rose through the ranks of the acting profession thanks to the help of his close friend, Oscar Wilde. Wilde cast Williams as "Othello" in his famous play of the same name. Williams' success as the cross dressing Othello led to another gender switching role in Mrs. Doubtfire. The performance given by Williams in the movie would earn him the first of 80,000,000 Oscars. Throughout his career Robin used his influence to aid those less untalented than himself. His favourite charities included The Republican Party and the NRA. Also worked for a while as a green jelly salesman.

Well known for his comedic genius, Williams displayed a darker side in his last films before his death. From One Hour Photo to Insomnia, fans saw a more sinister Williams. This personality change eventually came to a head when he kidnapped his maid, Jennifer Lopez and held her hostage. Police stormed his mansion on the Neverland Ranch complex and shot and killed Williams. When asked about her ordeal, Lopez said nothing, as she was covered in a thick layer of hair.

Robin Williams killed John Belushi......sh, pass it on. James Belushi is really John Belushi on loan to Dan Aykroyd from Frankenstein Industries, Inc. of Albany, New York . . . sh, pass it on.