"If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. I did. And I left my heart there."

~ Oscar Wilde

San Francisco is full of homosexuals. God intended to keep them contained to the metropolitan area, but some escaped and now inhabit other parts of the world such as Vancouver.

It is rumored that the homosexuals in San Francisco are also planning an attack on Washington D.C.

San Francisco is a gigantic depot on the West Coast of The United States Of Canada for lost organs.

Many visitors to San Francisco regularly leave their organs behind, caught in the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge Organ Refracting Unit and feel compelled to write songs about them, the most famous of which is the heart-rending I left my right kidney in Basingstoke and those townie kids keep writing graffiti on it

Oscar Wilde once visited San Francisco and while there invented homosexuality, which until that time was only available in Ancient Grease

Organs are kept in a state of suspended animation for 30 days until they are devoured by the Oprah Winfrey oral vortex.

The city's official Latin motto is Ex Roger Moore Veritas, or: "From Roger Moore, Truth."

This city is the home of Starfleet Headquarters.

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The Economy

San Francisco's economy is broken down as such:

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A house with a lesser amount of damage.

Reuters (NT) - Today San Francisco sank into the Pacific Ocean as a massive 9.62 earthquake rocked the Bay area. Among the survivors a 6-year-old Portuguese RAP singer known only as "Ice Flow" was found bobbing among old Peabo Bryson sheet music and other flotsam.

Other amazing survivor stories include the dramatic rescue of a local news team from their helicopter, which was hovering over the city at the cataclysmic moment. "Everything got real quiet - too quiet." said the lead reporter. "Well except for the rotor wash... the screaming, breaking glass, twisting metal, sirens and that huge sucking sound. Other than that it was real quiet." continued the obviously dazed and confused reporter.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger could not be reached for comment - but his gardener said, "Gee - that's too bad. We should do something like send flowers or a nice plant."

Relief efforts have been hampered by the fact that there is nothing but clear blue ocean where San Francisco used to be.

San Francisco 2020

Chinatown and Cable Car
San Francisco's Fullhouse

Like a Phoenix arisen from its ashes, San Francisco rises from its rubble. With a budget of $1,000,000,000,000 gathered from Federal and State governments, corporate and private donations, San Francisco has been rebuilt from the ground up. Due to years of discussions, arguments and environmental studies to rebuild, the Disney Corporation's depiction of San Francisco From A Tourist's Point Of View was selected.




Located on the original disaster site, the Disney Imagineers recreate tourist attractions such as the Cable Cars, Grant Avenue Chinatown, Transamerica Pyramid and the always favorite TV's Full House.

San Francisco 2024

Gabriel Bell

The economics of 2024 were very unfortunate, many people suffered from poor health, lack of work, and homelessness. The government was overloaded and had no place so put the poor, so they created compounds they called "sanctuaries". Things started to change when a man named Gabriel Bell took hold of an unstable hostage situation, and made the voice of the opressed people heard throughout the world. Change came slowly, but eventually economics became an issue of the past, and our culture thrived better than it ever had before.Until everyone realised that they were being feed a strange green goo made of people bits.With eyes and stuff.Then they revolted.By vomiting.Then they rebelled,and they were led by a princess with buns for hair and her pussy brother with his shiny stick and his two gay robots.The rebels triumphed and succeeded in establishing an incest-based society where permits had to be applied for if non-familial relations were to be conducted.

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