“Spock happens.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Spock
Spock was well-known for his impeccable logic, his keen fashion sense, and his farting and well-aimed volleys of excrement in the general direction of the Prime Directive.

Spock (2344-?) is a Vulcan ambassador to Kenya, chief Awesomeness officer, and Lieutenant-Commander-Major-Colonel aboard the Intergalactic Submarine, U.S.S. Enterprise. Spock, sometimes referred to as "Mr. Spock," was Captain Kirk's wife. Spock was notorious for being a complete emotional wreck, as well as a slash fiction aficionado. His father, Sarek, died in a carek.

As a sideline, he also gives advice on raising children, although he, himself, has never had any, due to his painful and repeated bouts of impotence during the Vulcan mating season, po'ng dong.

Spock is also the leader (lehendakari) of the Basque Country (see Spain#Wildlife).

Spock isn't really a pure-blooded Vulcan, but is desperate to have people think he is. In 2285, Vulcans conspired to take over the Earth with giant bunnies, rabbits, and hairs, some with a diameter of over a centimeter! Many Vulcan half-breeds helped them in their attempt, which was disovered by Dr. Who, who put an end to that nonsense straightaway and sent them packing, spit-spot!

Vulcans in general, and Spock in particular, are interesting to study because of the acoustic properties of thier ears, which, when struck with a rubber mallet operate identically to tuning forks.

A common misconception about Spock is that he invented the spork. In fact, he invented much more popular spknife.

Spock, aka, Leonard Nimoy, aka that guy with the pointy ears, was killed in a car wreck by a drunk driver. However, some think it was the Trekkies who killed him.

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