“An ode to the stub! Lo, thy body be all that I need. Gimme.”
~ Oscar Wilde on stub
Term of endearment given to those who have had at least four (4) limbs amputated.
Also acceptable:
- Sam Stub
- Phil (if they fell in a ditch)
- Russel (If they are in a pile of leaves)
- Bob (if they fall into water)
- Art (if they are hung on the wall)
- Skip (if it is getting towed by a boat while painfully gliding across the surface of the water)
- Jack (if it's chillin' under a car tire)
- John (if he's in your bathroom)
- Matt (if he's in front of your door)
- Sandy (if she's at the beach)
- Rod (if curtains are hanging from him)
- Stubby
- American Idol Winner, Ruben Stubbard
- Stubby Mc Stub Stub
- Chubby Stubby (when the male/female has fat ankles)
- Timmy!
- Stubs
- Pooja McStubbingham
- Stub G. Billz (50-Cent's apprentice)
- Stubbzilla
- Stubbsworth
- Stubs McGee
- Ross Green
- Stubs McGraw
- Stubbert
- Stubman, the superhero without any arms or legs. He doesn't do much. But he can complain. Boy Howdy.
- Nubbly
- Knob
- Willy B. Jimbles
- Stumpy
- Crumpet Stubbles
- Chicken McStubbet
- Stompy (humorous for its irony)
- Useless
- Torso Boy (A cute nickname given after being rendered limbless by a chainsaw)
- Nubso
- Gator Bait
- Nubby McNubson
- Gary Coleman (you work it out)
- Stubby McStubson
- Captain Cantwalksogood
- Weebl
- Russel (applied to outdoorsmen/women/hermaphrodites/Peter Pan guy)
- Herbert Armless McLegless
- Legoloss
- Gemma Higgins (is of course, always a STUB..)
- Stub-Nubs
- Nana
- Stub, Esquire
- Look ma! No hands!
- Jookey McStubberton
- Crazy Stubs
- Buts (dyslexic amputee)
- R.J. Stubbington III
- Sir Stubbsley Mc. Stubberton VII
- Stubid (just to make it funny)
- R.L. Stubbs
- Stubbs the Zombie (only if they are also undead)
- Doo Doo Man
Further notes
Male Stubs most often retain their "third leg." It's not impolite to ask them about it.
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm and one leg. Fortunately, they're on the opposite sides, so he maintains balance.
Its also noteworthy to point out that Stubs have even ventured into the realm of 3D computer animation with and Roger's Big 3D Adventure.
Important announcement!
For saving on precious cyborgpace and easing unnecessary fingertip erosion, submitters of stubs should from now on be referred to simply as "Stubmitters". Please make this stubstitution where applicable. All Uncyclopedia articles should contain more stubstantial material on their respective stubjects.