"What does God need with Uncyclopedia?"
~ Captain Kirk on Uncyclopedia
"I make all my decisions based on facts from uncyclopedia!"
~ George W. Bush on Uncyclopedia
The most truthful site in the entire outernet with nothing but truth and truthiness. All the shit on here is factual and awesome. Don't go to Wikipedia, it's just a parody of Pelican Shit.
... To hell with that!
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Etymology
The word "uncyclopedia" is invented from the words un meaning one, and encyclopedia, meaning an encyclopedia, although some state that it means a Cyclone with a Foot, giving rise to the phrase: One Footed Tornado .Otherwise, it means The Only Encyclopedia, which, according to various estoric sources was the original name given to the land of Uncyclomedia by Oscar Wilde (see #History).
Recursion
Look up Uncyclopedia in the Uncyclopedia and it links you to Uncyclopedia. Hah! Take that you AI sucker you - in an infinite loop now aren't you!
Source of Power
Uncyclopedia's infinite source of divine power stems from "Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats", more specifically Oscar Wilde's utterly magnificent and complex "Cat-Toast device" which is universally famous. Chuck Norris' boogers also serve as auxilary power for Uncyclopedia. If tables didn't have legs, then they'd float, wouldn't they? Uncyclopedia thinks so, too. If you can't piece together how that previous sentence made sense, than you've just discovered another of Uncyclopedia's power sources: confused humans.
All rumours about the Uncyclopedia being powered by a Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts device, a wind farm and a Whale Blowhole Power Plant are totally baseless. This, of course, makes them absolutely true.
The rumours that Uncyclopedia is powered by a webserver is correct. This, also, makes it utter bullshit. It is also said the creator of Uncyclopedia is Ed Gein. This is generally regarded as a truefable.
History
- Main article: History of Wikiland
Uncyclopedia was founded in 1865 BC by Paul Bunyon, a tall tale He created his Uncyclopedia (then Unus Encyclopædium, The Only Encyclopedia) and migrated to Wikiland and took up base in the land previously inhabited by the WikiSpesii tribe. It took little time for Uncyclomedia to develop into a thriving empire with the major cities of Metia, Uncyclopedia, Undictionaria and Unnuwsia. In 1995 AC the Uncyclopedii had took advantage of the Wiki landscape, and Uscarus' heir expanded the empire to the end of the known world. Later, the Wikipedii tribe parodied their Wiki Empire and became the evil Wikiland. But that is another story for another time.
The Film
Uncyclopedia - Ninjas of the Caribbean is the first of the Uncyclopedia trilogy of films, followed by Uncyclopedia 2 - The Return of Oscar Wilde and Uncyclopedia 3 - Steve Ballmer's Revenge. The original film was a bit boring, just a documentary about the life of Uscarus (known in the film as Oscar) and his journey to the centre of the Uncyclopedia. However, it failed to document the seriousness of the Invasion of Wikiland and thus was a complete and utter failure. It is only viewable on Firefox.
Lastly, it has been proven effective for achieving instant orgasms.
See Also:
Uncyclopedia article on Uncyclopedia
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