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Vitruvian Man

Featured picture candidate

Even as a child, Leonardo da Vinci showed a gift for art and anatomy.

Image credit: Rei
Archive - discuss this image
  • Nomination --—Rc (Talk) 00:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For That's just dandy.   t o m p k i n s  blah. F@H CUN VFH CM NS MORE FOULS, LESS BOWELS 00:30, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Fore!!!!!--63.229.223.242 00:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • 4 --IMGE VFP (talk) 00:52, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. That's funny.  >  02:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For but where is the penis? Leonardo would have never forgotten the penis. Dame IMGECUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 02:44, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • !eroF yay for kid drawings --[CUN] [TALK] NS FP F@H 03:01, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Bloopy 03:20, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For, lacking the Penis makes this even funnier. --OsirisX 04:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Entirely by chance, I just happened to stumble on this image here: , but seeing as the submitter there and here are both called Rei, I'm assuming it's all legit. --Spin 06:06, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Realized he forgot the penis, da Vinci rectified his mistake minutes later by inventing the dildo. Imrealized 06:59, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. He is perfect. • Spang • CUN | talk • 07:57, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --∩intendorulez (talk) 11:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 ⌘ .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 13:49, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Awsome. For----FroznfoodBow-Chicka-Bow-ow!!11one 16:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Definitely For, but the only thing that I would suggest is doing balls with sticks in them for the hands, as all little kids do. -- _mun _ vfp _ <> creator of the Jesse Award <> 16:39, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. I don't want to be a buzzkill, but this was highlighted at Blue's News, as a contest Worth 1000 has been running. I don't care one way or the other, but we may look like we're copying their idea. FYI.--> Brad Frasier National Co-Anchor CUN [talk]   17:53, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Rei actually made this for an earlier Worth1000 contest. I suppose it might be an issue, though, that the image wasn't made specifically for Uncyclopedia? I didn't think about that when I nominated it. —Rc (Talk) 18:01, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For --The Captain Zombiebaron MUN, ⌘, UGotM, CM, POW (shout) 18:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Armed Monkeys

Featured picture candidate

The popular term "guerilla warfare" is something of a misnomer; these are actually chimps.

Image credit: Sunsneezer
Archive - discuss this image
  • Nomination --—Rc (Talk) 00:26, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I like. • Spang • CUN | talk • 01:35, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment The one monkey's head is a bit too high. Fix it and I'll vote for it. Dame IMGECUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 02:45, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Bloopy 03:20, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --OsirisX 04:17, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For -Spin 04:27, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For --∩intendorulez (talk) 11:42, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Anidn. Me? NO! MUN FC4 ⌘ .az VforIRCop(HOLLA ATCHA BOY!) 13:48, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - What? Noone else is giving a reason! ~ Ghelætalkcontribs 14:11, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny! Hindleyite 14:24, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. If there's one thing that I've learned during my time as a user here at Uncyclopedia, it's what makes a good pun. When I was learning about this crap in history class, this was the only thought that was passing throught my mind. Excellent photoshopping. -- _mun _ vfp _ <> creator of the Jesse Award <> 16:37, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For: I find it humorous and the image quality is decent enough. --Sir KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S (need help?) 16:38, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Nah--Rataube 17:13, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good schtuff.--> Brad Frasier National Co-Anchor CUN [talk]   17:54, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'd like it more if the caption contained a Planet of the Apes refrence...but we can deal with that later or something...--The Captain Zombiebaron MUN, ⌘, UGotM, CM, POW (shout) 18:02, 17 April 2006 (UTC)

Cannibal Chick

Featured picture candidate

A young chicken kisses his much younger brother.

Image credit: Theo
Archive - discuss this image

Self nominate and for because kakun told me to do it. Theo 20:43, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Deviled egg x-ray

Featured picture candidate

Just what makes a good Deviled egg?

Image credit: Prettiestpretty
Archive - discuss this image

Self nominate and for simply because. Dame IMGECUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 14:50, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

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Grue Crossing

Featured picture candidate

The Grue crossing signs proved an effective way to prepare drivers for an encounter.

Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn
Archive - discuss this image

Featured --—Rc (Talk) 05:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Self-Nom and For -- [talk] MUN F@H 02:36, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The "You will die" part looks terrible. What did you use? MS Paint? --Mosquitopsu 02:40, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
    • Much better, but I still don't think it fits as a featured image. --Mosquitopsu 04:42, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against: I like it, but the "You will die" is too much and I can see the edges of your edits as color differences. --Sir KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S (need help?) 02:44, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. –Captain Hinoa [TALK] [MUN] 03:12, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. --- 05:01, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

*Against, the "You will die" part is rather obvious. -- osirisX Discuss 09:14, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Weak Against I love the idea, but on real road signs letters (most notable the E an G) don't intersect with the line marking the edge of the sign. Aswell I have a problem with the "You Will Die", but people have already mentioned all my complaints. Maybe you could also edit a picture of a grue into the background...--The Captain Zombiebaron MUN, ⌘, UGotM, CM, POW (shout) 11:35, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against but i almost voted for 2 cancel out osirisX's "2 obvious" reason.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG7+::: 12:02, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • I've made some changes, but I'm not sure what you mean by "too obvious." -- [talk] MUN F@H 12:47, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Heh, forgot to post the updated image. Now it's fixed. -- [talk] MUN F@H 21:57, 6 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Rataube 00:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Mega-strong for - Nonymous 15:57, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Um, grues aren't supposed to attack in broad daylight? At least unless they're wearing sunglasses? --Carlb 17:38, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
    • For that would be why the road is currently Grue free... duh... -- for this crap at approximately 17:29, 11 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For A Grue a day keeps the doctors with pay --Nytrospawn 17:41, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like it. Although I must correct Nytrospawn: it's the funeral home directors who benefit from the grues. ---- Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer and WotM 20:12, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 21:08, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. • Spang • CUN | talk • 14:07, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
  • for IDK why I haven't voted for this yet O_o --LinkTGF 06:00, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For with a bit more Photoshopping. Hindleyite 08:31, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For diMario has a grue named Wendy. --Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) (Zim_ulator and Evelyn the Modified Dog) 14:48, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -Conniption 14:50, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Nice work. --PiOfFive LT QFP TREKKIE PIC 19:51, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For Well done. Dame IMGECUN VFH VFP PMS •YAP• 00:08, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I'm sorry, I don't find grues particularly funny anymore. --—Rc (Talk) 05:08, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Perhaps something involving 'Make sure you have your lights on' would work well...? -Owl Pie 15:00, 17 April 2006 (UTC)


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