Vaginas are meant for men to fuck, and for women to sit on when not standing or lying down.

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Vagina

“In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Vagina

Vaginas are commonly considered to be small, furry, animals without any teeth capable of devouring large quantities of raw meat.

The vagina's primary justification is to give meaning to the existence of females, for the vagina was made to give pleasure to men (among other things) and is the one main reason why men keep women around (aside from breasts).

Females were created to be a host to vaginas and sustain their lives by supplying oxygenated blood, and enable transportation to fresh kills of raw meat.

Unkempt vaginas are prone to be flammable, as used in the phrase "you flaming vagina".

A flaming vagina

Professors of vaginology are commonly referred to as vaginarians, vaginalogists or vagiterians. That they may be called gynaecologists is a vagination of clitorical proportion.

Other uses include:

  1. A four-wheeled horse-drawn pleasure carriage having two or four seats. Popular in France and commonly customised by adding fringe on top.
  2. A very high quality type of handbag, sometimes referred to as a slot or spam purse, also incomprehensibly gash or axe-wound. Often times found full of stuff.
  3. A weapon used by women and fish to destroy men's "logic centers" .
  4. A vagina is also a type of cavity. See dentistry.
  5. A unendless hole. See Hole
  6. Home of the clitoris.
  7. A city in Canada.
  8. Making songs that rhyme with South Carolina.
  9. Place to put my weed
  10. Bottle opener
  11. Tea cozy
  12. Hand warmer
  13. Great hiding place for special items.

Alternate Definition

The most influential force in the known universe, the vagina is stronger than the five fundamental physical forces (gravity, strong and weak nuclear, electro-magnetic, Rayner Administration foreign policy) combined. It is also very disgusting, except Katie Rayner likes them. It is thought to be the portal to God (at least according to Katie Rayner). Approximately one-half of the terrestrial human population is afflicted by the mysterious force, while the other half spends the majority of their young adult lives trying to access it momentarily.

The life-support for the vagina is also known as the woman.

Vaginas sometimes alter their diets from the usual raw meat to include cheese, a change which transforms the creature into what is known as a "cheesy vagina." The vagina becomes more irritable after this transformation, and may indeed temporarily lose its appetite for raw meat entirely.

The term vagina also typically refers to cities, states or countries with the characteristics of a vagina. For example, Toronto Ontario in the summer can be considered a vagina because it is hot (near body temperature), humid (90%+ relative humidity), smells like rotting garbage (unwashed), and additionally gives birth to all Canadian hubris (reproductive function). Similar conditions exist for countries such as Taiwan ROC and states such as Florida in the summer.

== Another Definition Vagina is a car in Benny. It has been said to be an organ on the female body. This is obviously wrong, since no one has said anything about this in this whole page. It has nothing to do with soda, but it is ketchup light. Every once in a month the vagina leaks out candy. This is also known as PMS.

Commonly-Confused Words

Doggiestyle vagina

The Mediterranean is also commonly confused with a vagina because of their many similar characteristics, listed as follows:

Important to know

With the invention of the penis, the tool used to cook little chillun for breakfast, vaginas became wildly popular. Penises were simply difficult to use, though they could cook delicious kids, and they didn't spout crappa all the time, although they do talk a lot of cock and squirt some rather disgusting nasty white fluids that smell like wet fresh diarrhea dogshit after a few hours and turn moldy after 1 day. To maintain a penis, a simple fuck every few women is necessary to keep its ugliness in order. To maintain a vagina, one needs the will of God in order to keep things under wrap.

In some South American countries vaginas are known as chorros which is a Spanish word for the shellfish known in the rest of the world as mussles. Streetwalkers are known to frequently bathe their vaginas in salt water which helps keep their chorros fresh.

Also, it should be noted, as it is important to know, that vagina is very hard to rhyme. It was succesfully rhymed with words like Sa-brina, lima,and Regina.

"It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina. Calvin Klein kinda, South Carolina"

~ The Bloodhound Gang on Vagina

The average Vagina is about 10 inches in depth so if a male counterpart has a penis smaller than 10 inches, it will prove to be useless. However, this is not very important as no one cares about woman anyway. The woman was put on earth to pleasure the male, and not the other way around.

Civilization

If global trends continue as they are now, it is predicted that by the year 2037 the woman's vagina will reign supreme over all of civilization as we know it, in the rise of the second Woman Empire, Aristasia. Under the new administration, men will be used only for fertilization such as when a woman/vagina wants to have offspring or only if it/she is rather horny.

Men will be addressed simply by numbers, e.g. #2774890. Each man will have their own unique number and must send a request to the almighty vagina for their needs, such as new clothing or food of their own choice. The food they'll recieve by default will be beer and steak and they will have daily activities such as watching porn or sports shows from the 90s, in a highly effective method to keep men from questioning the world around them.

Women will also have a vast amount of freedom to do as they please and have the privilege of not asking the supreme vagina. This freedom will be spent shoeshopping 24-7. The shoe industry will experience an unparalled economic boom. Science and technology will fade away as women will be too busy trying on shoes.

If any man or woman defies the rule of the supreme vagina, they will be tortured and automatically thrown into the death chamber which lies deep within the supreme vagina herself and straight into the placenta. There, the victims will be squeezed to death and if still alive, they will drown in acidic amniotic fluids.

However, without a radical restructuring in policy this empire is doomed to fail like the first one.

Cooking

As said before the soft and moist flavour of the vagina has made huge amount of males try to impress the vagina carriers. since napopleons reign, the flavour has been discovered when he found out he was too small to fuck women. After expirementing with sheep a few years he decided to try and cook the vagina to perfection. This is what we call 'CONCH'.

Censorship

Many women attempt to censor their vaginas. The most common method, though generally discouraged by males everywhere, is to grow hair there. Less common methods include burqas.

A woman with a talking Vagina may have a chatterbox.

Famous Vaginas in Movies

Famous Vaginas Though Not Necessarily in Movies

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