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As you can observe, Vulcans are a varied and diverse race.

A vulcan is an extraterrestrial with pointy ears. The most famous vulcans in the universe are Dr. Spock and his daughters Etna and Vesuvia.

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History

Vulcans have a really long and tedius history about them. Bassically they live in a vulcanic desert land similar to Mars (which we will mention more of below). At some point, after the threat of nuclear proliferation (look here for a similar story concerning another alien race), the Vulcans decided to destroy that which was responsible for much of the mysery in the world, that, turned out to be emotion. After a while of deliberating how this doctrine would be put into effect, a cult called the Siddhists (a,ed after prophet Sid) miraculously breached their more violent kin's retrobutions and immediately took over, dissarming all the world's nations without having compromising their values. With war and the cause of such out of the way, they decided to concentrate on more important things such as space travel. The end.

Not the End (Influence in the Univers)

Vulcans are the ancestor of Romulans as well as Martians, intern, the Martians are the ancestors of Asian people (Thals) and cephalopods (Dals) (interestingly, on earth, the Thal's descendants eat Dals, on Mars, however, Dals eat Thals, especially since they travel in large tripods, or Daleks).

So, Vulcans are bassically very important.

Vulcan Religion

Historically, the Vulcan's main religion was Siddhism. There is an extremist group within Siddhism that had taken power many times, called Aspergersianism, an Aspergersian priest is called an Aulty (those who have given up ALL emotion).

Vulcan Culture

Vulcans like Spock are notorious for their outbursts of anger and rage. These outbursts are called eruptions and are categorized as fascinating by most scientists who specialize in extraterrestrial life forms. Angry Vulcans are prized for their usefulness as machine guns.

Vulcan Physiology

Some Vulcans

One notable aspect of Vulcan life is the "Pon-Farrr", in which a Vulcan returns to his home planet every eighty-three months to commit ritual screwicide.

According to famous scientist Omochao, Vulcans are capable of destroying wooden containers.

See also

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